The Stag Party Phrasebook
It's hot, there are sexy women everywhere and your best mate is trying to find a strip club. Unfortunately, he doesn't speak Spanish and his naked-lady-dancing pantomime isn't going over well with the locals! Gents, you need a stag party phrasebook. I've gathered together the most important questions in any language. Print this out and keep it safe. It just might save your life...
Spanish
Una cerveza, por favor - I'd like a beer, please
Donde esta el club de striptease? - Where is the strip club?
Has vista a mi amigo? - Have you seen my friend?
Si me gustaria otro tequila - Yes, I would like another tequila
German
Ein hellesbier bitte - I'd like a beer please (Hellesbier is the closest to English lager-style beer)
Wo ist der Strip-Club bitte? - Where is the strip club, please?
Wieviel fur ein privat tanz kosten? - How much does it cost for a private dance?
Ja, ich mochte eine andere Absinth bitte - Yes, I would like another absinthe please
Dutch
Mag ik een biertje? - May I have a beer, please?
Waar is de stripclub? - Where is the strip club?
Wat is je naam? - What is your name?
Ja, ik zou graag nog een jenever - Yes, I would like another jenever (an insanely strong Dutch spirit)
French
Une biere, s'il vous plait - A beer, please
Ou est le club de striptease, s'il vous plait? - Where is the strip club, please?
Bonjour, mademoiselle, comment ca va? - How YOU doin?
Oui, je voudrais une armagnac - Yes, I would like another brandy
Slovak
Jedno pivo, prosim - A beer, please
Kde je klub - Where is the strip club (you might have to mime boobies here)
Tento pan vsetko zaplati - This man will pay for everything
Chtel bych si dalsi whisky - I would like another whisky
Hungarian
Egy sort kerek - One beer, please
Hol van a sztriptizbarba? - Where is the strip club?
Van egy baratom? - Have you got a boyfriend?
Faj a fejem - My head hurts
Danish
En ol, tak - A beer, please
Hvor er den stripklub? - Where is the strip club?
Kender du en god klub? - Do you know a good club? (for dancing)
Jeg har brug for en aspirin - I need an aspirin
Portuguese
Uma cerveja por favor - One beer, please
Onde esta o clube de strip? - Where is the strip club?
A que horas voce terminar o trabalho? - What time do you get off?
Oh deus nunca mais - Oh God never again
Croatian
Jedno pivo, molim vas - One beer, please
Gdje jestriptiz klub? - Where is the strip club?
Ti si prekrasna - You're gorgeous
Zelim moja mama - I want my mum
Italian
Una birra, por favore - A beer, please
Dove e la locale de striptease? - Where is the strip club?
Siete sorelle? - Are you sisters?
Non ce le faccio piu - I can't take it anymore
Polish
Jedno piwo prosze - One beer, please
Gdzie jestklub de striptizem? - Where is the strip club?
Bedziemy stad? - Shall we get out of here?
Ide do lozka, az nadszedl czas, aby wrocic du domu - I am going to bed until it's time to go home
Safe travels, chaps. And remember - what happens on tour stays on tour - until your workmate puts it on YouTube...